It’s official..I’m on the mend..I managed to speak for the first time in days this afternoon when I finally stopped hallucinating and went to post bail for the sadly incarcerated Mrs SHPics. I explained to the policeman that she was from North Wales where most home remedies involved some form of restricted substance, (in Rhyl they give babies crack pipes not dummies), but I’m afraid he didn’t seem to pay much attention. Her solicitor, who we’ve got to know well over the years, reckoned that given her history, this time she could be looking at 3 to 5…
Obviously England is becoming an unhealthy place to be, so once I’d signed the papers and handed over the bail we headed straight for the Co-Op Travel Agent and booked a couple of tickets to Brazil using our current aliases.
Last time we were ‘On The Lam’ we found a little bolt hole in Northern Bahia and set up a couple of fake ID’s… so, we’ll be off there sometime very soon though obviously they will be watching the airports so I’m not going to say when on here…Do you think I’m an idiot?
Brazilian internet is a little dicey, but when I’m out there I will attempt to post in as regular a fashion as possible…
But for now..Things will carry on as normal…Life in the Midlands..Then BANG! WHOOSH….The element of surprise…That’s key!
A few more shots to whet your appetite.
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