I KNOW HES SCARY, BUT HE’S MUCH SCARIER WHEN HE’S BIGGER!
GIVE THE PIC A CLICK AND IT’LL OPEN IN A HUGE, CRISPY, EXTRA VENOMOUS WINDOW.
YOU’LL SHIT YOURSELF!
I admit that I’m not the tidiest person in the kitchen……When I cook, everything I use gets tossed into the sink where it lies congealing until well after dessert and brandies have been quaffed and consumed….Sometimes it even lies there until the following morning, if (the usually houseproud) Mrs Shpics and I, are both to pissed to risk destroying the china in the move from sink to dishwasher!
I know, we should be ashamed!
However, even having said all that, the worst thing you might find in our sink back in the UK is a rancid, gravy encrusted plate…Not nice, but it ain’t gonna kill ya!
Sinks in Spain are a different matter!
You’ll be relieved to hear, that once I had put on my Indiana Jones hat and thick rubber gloves he was relatively easy to capture and return to the wild.
You’ll also be relieved to hear that whatever it looks like, he was actually only just over an inch long…Whew!
I really must get a macro lens!
All Images Copyright Stuart Allan Hyde