WHAT IF ?

I KNOW I GO ON A BIT….BUT YOU’LL THANK ME IF YOU CLICK THESE TINY PICS.

WHY ? BECAUSE THEY’LL OPEN IN A BRIGHT, SPANKING NEW WINDOW OF THEIR OWN… SERIOUSLY.. IT’S A NO-BRAINER!

So…What if I my deeply seated, quasi-spiritual love of all things ‘Fire Escape’, were to become embroiled, entangled, hybridified and generally inter-squished with my pan-sexual lust for Birmingham’s street art?

What if that were to happen!

Well I suppose it might start with a shot like this….A gorgeous, soaring, vertiginous, green and sexily staired, sideways strutted shaft of semi-shadowed beauty, found leaning casually against one of Birminghams otherwise un-inspiring lumps of brick….

I suppose I might just feel the need to mess about with her a little bit….(I’m only human)…Maybe I’d wander over and, with no further ado, give her a blast of the old monochrome treatment..These ladies sometimes like a bit of ‘tough love’.

But then, maybe I’d feel a little cruel..She looked so lovely with some colour in her cheeks…Her soft greens and pale greys…Sorry Sweetheart, I shouldn’t have done it…Forgive me.

Tell you what, just to show how sorry I am, how would you like a present? Maybe something beautiful to hang around your neck?(Mr Shpics knows the way to a woman’s heart).

I know just the thing…I saw it only a few hundred yards away. What about this?

You like it?

Oh good…….OK, just lean forward a little, it’s a bugger to fasten……Nearly there…..Nearly…….Done!

Do you like it? I think you look beautiful, it brings out the colour of your struts!

Give us a kiss!

All Images Copyright Stuart Allan Hyde.

(No fire escapes were harmed in the making of this post).