Making full use of the ‘Shpics Four Wheel Drive Assault Vauxhall’, the troops descended to the rocky shore of San Clemente reservoir for a giggly session of toe-dipping. Obviously, as Commander in Chief, I felt it my duty to reconnoitre the whole area, taking photos along the way, just in case we might ever find ourselves surrounded and desperate to escape……
I can’t really see it happening, but you never know for sure. I’ve read my Hemingway, it pays to be prepared….
Sadly the elastic had failed in my Calvin Klein swimming thong so I was unable to venture far into the bath warm water……Checking for submarine nets will have to wait until our next visit.
But, putting the admittedly unlikely possibility of a marine attack to one side, I was soon confident that the troops were safe, and I was more than happy to leave them to their frolics while I looked for colour and reflections to take hostage.
Those of you wondering about the Blog title need wonder no more…..
My mate Alex has been running an Art Campaign….. it’s due to finish very shortly, so I wanted to make sure that as many people get to hear about it as is humanly possible. She’s an incredibly talented artist and about to make some huge changes in her life to follow her photographic dream. The Campaign is only running for another few days, and she’s within a gnats whisker of success…. so I thought I would do my little bit to help.
I struggled with ideas for what to do, but given my reputation for dodgy comedy and smut, I thought I’d combine the two.
If enough people visit Alex’s Art Sale campaign and she makes her 100% target I will continue to post artistic photos of my current Spanish sojourn….IF HOWEVER, SHE DOES NOT GET ENOUGH SUPPORT My next post will be a single HORRIFYING photo, (already in the bag), called ” SHPICS NUDE SELFIE“……
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!
Check out Alex’s wonderful photography here..
All Images copyright Stuart Allan Hyde